Hello,

I wuz told by my lawyer not to disclose my name but I would like to tell you all about a bad bad man in the game who is called Chipman.  Many people do not realize it but Chipman also goes by the name of Michael Jackson.  This would explain why he lives in the extremely dillusional world where he thinks that he can beat Mercy To Midgets and Merciless Midgets!  He also has no concept of RIght and Wrong which explains why he thinks it is ok to group talls with shorts.

  That is not the point though.  The point is to show you all PROOF that he is indeed MIchael Jackson.  The first is obvious.  I MEAN LOOK AT HIS CHARACTER! 

If that isn't enough for you look at where Chipman has been seen hanging out!

After Trailing these unsuspecting children for 5 minutes he was then seen on the bench to the right..........

How people like this get away with what they do I will never know!  He then went to the top story of an Inn and began dangling a baby!  After that the authorities were on to his ways.  But it wasn't too much later that he was summoned to the king of Stormwind himself!  What happened then cannot be explained.... Only shown.

If Evidence like THIS doesn't prove that Chipman is really Michael Jackson then I don't know WHAT DOES!  Then apparently one kid was not enough for him!

In fact the only NICE thing I think that can EVER be said about Chipman and MIchael Jackson is...... At least he makes sure everybody gets theirs.  More than most wives can proclaim.

But soon the cops were on him!  Apparently the King of a City isn't the best target to go after.  Luckily for Chipman he had a place to retreat back to called "Empireland Ranch"  Where he had poor Gnomish Victimes waiting for him :(.

And certain members of Empire have the NERVE to ask why the certain members of the Merciless MIdgets have a problem with Chipman.

So poor gnomes like this would think everything was normal and everything was ok when SICK SICK FILTHY FILTHY TALLS like Chipman roamed the lands.  Look how happy the porr little guy is :(.

For a Finale we have a 1 on 1 Interview with Chipman himself!  Listen to this GROUNDBREAKING footage! CLICK HERE FOR CHIPMAN INTERVIEW!