Merciless Midget(s) RAID MOLTEN CORE!

So I as traveling around Azeroth when what do I get but a tell from a group of tall/short X-teamers who were attemping to do Molten Core.

Masteroderus:  "Please come do Molten Core with us."

Healem:  "Sir you are a filthy tall and although your guild is run by shorts I must decline."

Masteroderus: "But we will all drink Noggenfoggers"

Healem:  "Are we killing shorts of talls?"

Masteroderus:  "You will kill the tallest of talls!  Giants made of lava and their little dogs too!"

Healem:  "I know what I must do then"

Now I want all of you to do the same calculations that I did!

Group #1: 40% Tall

Group #2: 60% Tall

Group #3: 80% Tall

Group #4: 40% Tall

Group #5: 60% Tall

Group #6: 60% Tall

Group #7: 60% Tall

Group #8: 60% Tall

OVERALL % of TALL ON MC RAID: 57.5%

So I ask you... Why oh why would you try to organize a raid that is greater than 50% TALL?!!?!?!??!!?!?!!  I havn't seen leadership like this since BONNY!  Who BTW Bonny was located in Group #5 and was calculated in the ratio's as a tall.  With such high tall % could we expect anything different from this:

For fun I did receive a little feedback from my lovely April Fools joke on Kuroda.

And of course I got plenty of praise from Filthy Talls.

But then It dawned on me!  Why take all these talls at a 57.5% Ratio when the two Guild Masters on the raid could just go SOLO the boss at a 50%?  Masteroderus and I needed to think quick!  How oh how could we sneak past ALL these just core hounds and fire elementals to kill Lucifron himself?  Then it dawned on me!  We will cover ourselves in DOG $HIT for camofloge!

We then snuck by to Lucifron himself and attempted to DUO HIM!  We got him ALMOST to 10%.  If only I had done it with a short.  If only......