Tinka and Ginyu's Adventure



Hello Fine citizens of Darkspear! Tinka here, with a story of epic adventure. It started out as a normal day, until my dog suggested a great idea.

Angel Puppy is next to a speedo!?
"Why don't you go eat cake with your friend Ginyu?"

Great Idea I thought to myself! I quickly called up Ginyu and told him to get a cake and meet me at his house! The drive to Kyle's house was fun, because Iowa is always loaded with adventure!

Rush Hour in Iowa
I quickly arrived at Kyle's house, but Kyle was running a little late, so I made some small talk with his mother.

Milf!
"Hello Tinka, how are you today?"
"Just fine Ms.Ginyu, how are you today fellow small?"
"Very well thank you! I'm just mowing the lawn! I think I see Ginyu pulling in now!"

And she was right, as I turn around and see Ginyu.

This is Ginyu's Sisters car, but don't tell the girls this!!
"HELLO TINKA!! I GOT IT!! I GOT THE CAKE!!"


We quickly bolt for Ginyu's house and rush to devour this tasty cake of greatness.

Whoa!?
What a fine cake Ginyu! Ginyu was so excited that he wanted a picture to remember this moment forever.
HURRY UP SO I CAN EAT

However..someone else wanted cake...
Kitty kitty...

Ginyu screams,"NO KITTY STOP!"

DIE!!!

I also decided to get a piece of the action!
I want you

So Ginyu and I start with a slice.

One for Tinka, One for Ginyu..

Ginyu liked his cake....ALOT!
ALL FOR ME, NONE FOR YOU!
"Oh it's sooooo gewd!" Ginyu sputters.
I have a mouthful sir

I think I'll have another...
I'm so sexy

SCREW IT!! I WANT THE WHOLE THING!!!
YES!!!!
Oh man, Ginyu was so messy!!
THIS IS SO DAMN GOOD!
After watching Ginyu eat the entire cake in a few seconds, I decided it was time to leave. Ginyu disagreed.

DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE

So that was my fun adventure for the day. The piece of cake I had was very delicious, and I would like to thank Spell of the horde, for sending Tinka and Ginyu that lovely cake to get into the guild. Thank you Spell!