Greetings Fine Citizens of Azeroth,

    Today I Healem, Leader of the Merciless Midgets come to you with GREAT NEWS!  Today, July 4th, 2005 I have been FREED!  For those of you who were not aware that I was imprisoned please review the horrible imprisonment that took place only a few days ago!

         So let me pick up where the previous sermon had left off.  *cough* *cough*  As I woke up and looked around I noticed that I was in an area completely foreign to me!

I quickly looked around and noticed I had entered something commonly known as the "Blue Screen of Death"!  I began to /yell but would be answered by nobody!  Why oh Why did I have to have sexual relations with that GM!  I quickly called several Merciless Midgets but none of them had any ideas on how to bring me back from the land of "Account Closure!"

  Then.... It happened.... I wandered across a small Korean Gentlemen who lived in a small hut in this "Blue Screen of Death".

And I said WHO SIR ARE YOU!  And it went something like this.

PrettyBoy:  Co Ni Chi Wa! Healem!  I father of PrettyGirl I gold farming king of all gold Farmers!

Healem:  And why would I care to listen to a gold farmer such as yoruself!

PrettyBoy:  Healem Ancient Art of Gold Farming has secret for you not learning easily wihout my helping!

Healem:  WTF?  Get to the point before I pwn you old man!

PrettyBoy:  I knowing not how to tell you in Engrish!

So I Healem Picked up a chinesian Gold Farmer To Engrish Dictionary and began to learn exactly what the Gold Farmer King was trying to tell me.  You can hear our conversation by clicking HERE!

   As you can see what was heard there was absolutely ASTOUNDING.  So I took the advice of this Gold Farmer and phone this tall known as a "Lawyer".  To my suprise this lawyer cost more than a Glowing Brightwood Staff but if he was going to do the trick it would most certainly be worth it.  The following known as an "Invoice" appeared in a Mailbox that lay in the middle of this nothingness void I now called home.

   I attempted to understand this "business language" spoken by the talls but after hours and hours and reading "stiuplations" and "Payment Settlements" I merely just left this filthy business to the filthy talls!  Then... and just then.... the most amazing thing happened I attempted to log on and it said....

   However, I was still in much disbelief!  I quickly checked my account status at the WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT MANAGEMENT SITE and it was there that I realized EVERYTHING the gold farmers and lawyers had told me was true...  It appears that all talls including Blizzard have a price.

Still not 100% convinced I log into my E-mail to verify everything that had happened. 

   So there you have it my fellow shorties.  I, Healem, Fuher of the Merciless Midgets,  The Sulton of Shorts, the Prince of Pwnage, the Bishop of Battlegrounds, and most importantly Ninja of all Ninja's have returned.  Only this time I have returned more powerful than ever before!  Like a plague amongst the talls the Merciless Midgets will spread faster and more deadly than ever before...... Get ready Darkspear.....

Merciless Midgets Vs. Darkspear

Round II

FIGHT!